The inner workings of the writer, gadfly, and all around odd bird, Stacie Ferrante
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Funny Stacie-isms
Translated for your convenience: Some original slang created by yours truly.
Hitchhiking to the moon: Male masturbation. Mimic the hand gesture and it makes sense.
Shut yer scone hole: Be quiet, please.
Geriatric Speedball: Laxative+Milk
Rebel Role Model: A trend follower who thinks they are edgy and original. See: Hot Topic Shopper
Chef's Manicure: When you cut your thumbnail off with a knife by accident.
Chef's Hair Removal Treatment: When you light your arm hair on fire.
Fossil Fuel: Old man farts. Usually after consuming Geriatric Speedball, above. Don't ask how I know this.
Shiny Object: Anything that distracts a person enough to change the topic of conversation.
Mean Drunk: My little girl after consuming too many Pez. Alternately, my dachshund.
Pinecones, spraypainted gold and covered with Elvis stickers: Any sort of craft project.
Name and Address: As in "her skirt is so short you can see her name and address".
Arrangement: Guy gear. Otherwise known as the package. As in "nice arrangement in that Calvin Klein underwear ad"
Apocalypse Cheerleader: Any radical religious fanatic that wants to bring about the end of the world. See: President Bush and Mike Huckabee
Am I missing any?
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nuttin'-up
ReplyDeleteYou've also used "assembly" for "arrangement" at one point...
Oh yeah! How could I forget Nuttin' Up: a term used for a big display of going crazy or pitching a hissy fit.
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